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A Messerschmitt in my garden

Well, not my garden exactly but a few hundred yards from it and, naturally, not when I owned the property. But this rather fuzzy photograph from Monday 30 September 1940 shows 4/JG27 Messerschmitt Bf109E (work number 6306) after force-landing in a paddock next to the cricket pitch at Pelsham House near Rye.

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It had been engaged on escort duties but suffered radiator damage in combat and its pilot, Unteroffizier R.Hammer, obviously put it down where he could, apparently tearing off both wings when he passed between two oak trees. He was captured by members of the Home Guard and removed to Benenden Hospital, only slightly injured. The 109, serial number 7, was declared a write-off but who shot it down, I have been unable to discover.

This is positively the last entry relating to the Battle of Britain during this memorable month but I thought it worth logging as a contrast to some of the painstaking excavations of downed fighter aircraft where fragments of gun-buttons or canopy handles are turned over and marvelled at.

I wonder what became of this largely intact machine? The small shed in the background, by the way, used to contain the groundsman’s mower for tending the cricket pitch before the war. It still exists today and looks exactly the same from our sitting room window.

F For Fake

Someone asked me the other day if I’d fought in the Battle of Britain.

Flattering in one way but not in another; that would put me in my late eighties. But it made me realise that I’ve got to an age where you can claim pretty well anything and nobody will contradict you. Frank Barnard - PilotTake this photograph for example. Does it:

a) show the youthful student pilot after going solo on a Tiger Moth during World War Two (note the authentic Sidcot suit, helmet and Mk VIII goggles)

b) ditto during National Service in the 1950s before progressing to Hawker Hunters and taking on MIGs in Korea

c) shooting a line at Rochester Airport in 1957?

The answer is c). I was nineteen at the time, the age of many pilots who fought the Luftwaffe in 1940. A newspaper reporter named Gordon Anckorn, who worked for the Sevenoaks Chronicle (I was on the Kent Messenger), was a qualified pilot and took me up several times in the Tiger. Stunts over the Thames Estuary, ‘you have control’ and so on. But somehow (and ironically as it turned out) I never took it up. I didn’t fly again for years, and then in commercial airlines.

During my two years in the RAF the only aircraft I saw were the dummy fighters at the station gates. But looking at this image, that unlined face, this kid quite prepared to experience the most violent aerobatics Gordon could perform without a thought for personal safety makes you realise (if it needs saying again) how tragically young many of those pilots were seventy years ago, before they’d barely got a grasp on life. Everything seems a cliche at the moment, given the exhaustive programming about the Few but, like all cliches, there is of course an essential truth that should not, must not be forgotten.

By the way, I met Gordon at the Farnborough Air Show years later and he asked: ‘ Do you remember that time in the Tiger when we got lost in fog over the Thames Estuary and we were running low on fuel?’ I did not because he had neglected to tell me at the time, unaware and snug in the forward cockpit thinking I was Biggles. How close we can come to disaster without realising it; a sobering reflection on how it was for too many young pilots who never knew what hit them…

More from me and Meint

9 September 2010
Hi Frank,
Thanks for the recent update on your blog. Who says writers have it easy?
Your new book sounds like a must-have for the Christmas list for 2011. Shame we have to wait a bit longer but I suppose that will make it all the more enjoyable once it’s there. Any sign of the characters of your first three novels?
Meint Dijkstra (long-term Cambridge resident but Dutch national, hence unusual name)

10 September 2010
Dear Meint,
Just caught your e.mail after a research trip to Brooklands. As to Kit and Ossie I’m afraid they don’t have a place in the current book much to their chagrin. I had them bound for Pantelleria and Sicily with the Eighth Army, Patton etc but the publisher went for this new concept first. Maybe next time. I quite miss them myself actually,
Frank

11 September 2010
Hi Frank,
On the one hand I can’t wait to read more about Kit and Ossie, on the other your new book sounds mighty interesting too. After three books I still feel there’s plenty of life left in the dynamic duo so, if you have the motivation left, keep them coming please. Plenty of historic moments and figures left to incorporate as well, although I enjoyed the fictional elements of the book just as much. On a slightly separate note, magic scenes at Duxford last weekend with sixteen Spitfires taking to the air at
the same time,
Meint

12 September 2010
Dear Meint,
Much appreciated. I was last at Duxford for the 70th anniversary of the Spitfire, in a marquee signing books alongside Alex Henshaw and other distinguished pilots. Most embarrassing because they’d done it and I’d only made it up. The result was I was almost totally ignored by the aviation buffs and sold just two copies of Blue Man Falling, both to women who felt sorry for me,
Frank

Flying down to Brooklands

The old banked circuit at Brooklands must be one of the most evocative and downright spooky venues that still exist from the very early days of motor-racing and aviation. Not too much remains of the famous track but the Brooklands Society has done a wonderful job of making the most of what’s left. Visitors get a real whiff of the atmosphere there from 1907 to 1939 when war brought an end to the fun and, let’s admit it, often tragedy as well. And occasionally there’s even a whiff of the real thing; Castrol R racing oil as enthusiasts run historic vehicles around the perimeter roads.

I was there with my flying helmet on, as it were, researching the Flying Village that occupied a site on the far side of the main Brooklands Automobile Racing Club buildings (now metamorphosed into the British Automobile Racing Club of which I have long been a member). Some of my characters, between 1910 and 1914, are about to rent a shed at the Flying Village and attempt to break various flying records in England and France. The purpose of the trip was to make sure I get the topography right and uncover that clinching detail that helps to make fiction ring of truth.

BrooklandsPictures show the banking from the Members Bridge (the one including the small figure is looking towards the spot where Clive Dunfee’s Bentley went ‘over the top’ at 130mph with fatal results). old BARC Members RestaurantThe red brick building and white-painted interior is the old BARC Members Restaurant, now being restored with the guidance of English Heritage to an amazingly original state.

Although the full grandeur of the circuit is just a memory Brooklands is required viewing for anyone interested in cars and aeroplanes and you can even join the band of dedicated volunteers who have succeeded in preserving the place against huge odds.

What news?

Good question when related to work in progress. I’m prompted to attempt an answer thanks to an email from a reader in Cambridge, one Meint (sic), who asks: ‘Any more updates on the new book? Do you already have a release date and any more hints on plot/characters? Have really enjoyed your first three efforts, hope there are many more to follow.’

On the last point, Meint, so do I but approaching 73 you can’t promise. To complete the current novel is the prime objective.
As to release date, late 2011 at the present rate of progress. I was chased by Headline Review, ‘my’ publisher within the Hachette empire, to deliver the already overdue MS by early December but I’ve only completed 65,000-words so far with a similar amount remaining. The only reassurance I could give my patient and supportive editor Martin Fletcher is that I believe the work is pretty good. The reasons for the delay: a period of ill-health and a projected house-move followed by a dispute with a neighbouring land-owner over boundaries and a right-of-way that may well end up in court; costly in time and money.

Hints on plot and characters? Well, its’ central figure is emerging as something of a monster, most interesting to write; perceived by the world in general as an aviation hero (as indeed he is) but gradually revealed as a predatory and unprincipled swine with unfortunate political ambitions. The effects of said swine on those around him, particularly a son, provide the motive power of the plot.

It’s been enjoyable to deal with real locations in Kent, Sussex and France, particularly Alfriston and Rye. I said jokingly to Martin that, on publication, I hoped signs would appear along the roads: You Are Now Entering Barnard Country. But weaving in historical fact as the fictional plot progresses is a fascinating exercise. This morning for example I’m focussing on the Flying Village that existed at Brooklands before the Great War, where my aviator is about to begin his flying career, in flashback I might add because the chapters not only develop the story from the perspective of different characters but also at different dates, back and forth in time.

I’m wary of revealing too much because this is new territory for me and I hope my readers will follow me there. Martin thought it might be ‘the
breakthrough novel’; the first three having sold very well but not up there with the mega best-sellers. Who knows? All you can do is plug on, write as carefully and as interestingly as you can and hope it meets, eventually, with approval and enjoyment.

Meanwhile, many thanks to Meint for getting in touch.

To DVD or not to DVD

A recommendation and a warning.

Oldie magazine asked me to review two DVDs marking the 70th anniversary of the Battle of Britain. For my full report see the September issue, out now at all good outlets. However, while Voice From The Battle Of Britain (lst Take £14.95) satisfactorily tells the tale, The Battle Of Britain: 70th Anniversary (Go Entertain £12.99) does not, despite offering three discs to lst Take’s one.

I won’t labour the point here but Go Entertain’s claim that their product is ‘a blow-by-blow account of the close-run conflict’ is precious thin, as are further claims that it is ‘expertly edited’ and ‘the story as never told before.’ Although perhaps the last is nearer the truth. As I concluded my review, between these two offerings there is, as in 1940, a clear winner.

What odds?

A week ago we watched a DVD of the excellent 1999 TV adaptation of Dickens’ David Copperfield. It had been standing on a bookshelf unviewed for years. One of the strongest performances, among many, was by Clare Holman as a waspish character named Rosa Dartle; Ms Holman better known these days for her appearances in Inspector Morse and Lewis.

The next day a car stopped at the end of our drive; it seemed someone might be lost. Jan, already in the garden, went to help. Turned out the couple in the car had heard our house might be for sale, so they were invited in. At which point I recognised the woman as Clare Holman, aka Rosa Dartle from the Dickens serial we had viewed only hours before.

Hence, the title of this blog. Her husband, by the way, turned out to be the distinguished stage director Howard Davies, of National Theatre, RSC and Warehouse Theatre fame, who has worked with many famous names: Kevin Spacey, Daniel Craig, David Suchet, Francesca Annis and of course Clare Holman herself; the list goes on. To be candid we were somewhat awed to be in the presence of such prodigious talent. But I did suggest to Ms Holman that if they were interested in buying the house we hoped she would not assume the character of Rosa Dartle. And if that doesn’t mean much to you, watch the DVD.

To the Star tavern in Soho

July 29th. To the Star tavern in Soho (as Pepys might have said) where I did share a glass of wine with Mr.Ingrams and a goodly variety of literary folk where we did eat and were very merry and had much conversation about the Oldie periodical and what contribution I might make at some future time. And so home by high speed locomotive from St Pancras terminus to Ashford in the county of Kent in thirty-seven minutes. Lay long in bed the following morn, not used any more to such busy times begad.

Return crossing

the-oldieRichard Ingrams did a great job on my Oldie article about Dunkirk giving it a double-page spread and including one of my best shots of two of the veterans (one of those lucky chances). Here’s a taster.

The feature can be read in full by downloading a PDF version here →.

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A return to pastures Oldie

Before I got into fiction writing seriously I was a regular contributor to Richard Ingrams’ Oldie Magazine. I’m pleased to say that they’ll be running my article about the Dunkirk trip in their August issue, on sale 2 July. As before I submitted just under 2,000-words but they plan to include a number of my photographs so asked me to cut the copy by 800. Tall order but somehow I managed it without affecting things too much.

It’s a while since I read Oldie but I thoroughly recommend it as an excellent and broad-ranging read, and not just for oldies either. I never quite understand this sensitivity about being accused of being old, as though it’s some sort of insult. If you’re old you’re old.

In Letters in the current issue of Oldie one reader relates how she took some back issues to her doctor’s surgery and put them on the waiting room table only to be told by one of the assistants:

‘I don’t think that’s funny. We get a lot of old people in here and they wouldn’t think that was very nice.’

A dose of the Dunkirk spirit

On 27 May I found myself on board a Norfolkline ferry bound for Dunkirk. Not so unusual you might think until you checked out some very special passengers, old men now with service caps and berets, medals catching the morning sun, crossing to France to remember their part in the desperate days of May 1940 when somehow 340,000 members of the British Expeditionary Force were evacuated from under the noses of the advancing German army.

Norfolkline had ‘donated’ the boat for the day and organised various commemorative events on both sides of the Channel; ceremonies involving the veterans themselves and their families, civic dignitaries and politicians, representatives of the Church, choirs of English and French schoolchildren, members of the Royal Choral Society, the Parachute Regimental Band and a band of re-enactors dressed as servicemen of the time, so accurately uniformed as to look like ghosts.

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The English children’s choir learning about Dunkirk with the help of two re-enactors dressed as infantrymen

During the crossing the old soldiers, sailors and airmen were the focus of intensive media attention and told their harrowing or inspiring stories (usually both) to a succession of attentive young journalists. Mid-Channel a Hurricane and Spitfire performed a fly-over, the Spit concluding with a victory roll; inspiring stuff that raised a cheer.

Two of the veterans who boarded at Dover

Two of the veterans who boarded at Dover

Docked in Dunkirk we gathered at the rail to watch The Little Ships sail past on their way to the inner harbour, the pleasure craft that with the Royal Navy warships were key to the survival of the British army. The Last Post played by a Para bugler was followed by a minute’s silence broken only by the beep of fork-lift trucks unloading nearby container ships and the rumble of distant marine engines.

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the ceremony taking place at Dunkirk

Coincidentally I am mid-way through a chapter of my latest novel that involves a character in the events of May 1940 so the chance to talk face-to-face with some of the men who were there was invaluable. But I was invited as a journalist incidentally, not a novelist, as OLDIE magazine had asked me to submit an article on the trip…

‘ Schoolboy, start your engine’

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This was the first time I ever sat in a racing car. Sat in one, note, didn’t drive it. In fact at age 14 couldn’t drive anyway. Place, the paddock at Brands Hatch. The date, some time in 1952. You can’t see it clearly but I was wearing my school blazer as kids didn’t have casual gear in those days. I also travelled to Brands on a Maidstone & District bus, not at the wheel of a height-of-cool Jaguar XK120 or still desirable MG TC.

This photograph came to light when BBC South East Today, our regional TV station, asked for pictures that represented a turning point in life.

Sitting in this little 500cc racer, possibly a Kieft, I realised for the first time that I might one day be able to race, that it was attainable, instead of just watching other people do it. That dream took quite a long time to come true but sure enough finally I found myself on the starting grid in a single-seater ready to compete in the circuit where, for me, it all began.

The BBC South East reporter/cameraman did a brief piece based on this pic and his feature is scheduled to go out in a week or so. The fact that I’m still racing, and crashing, was for him a bonus…

That flying boob?

From: Chris Howells to Frank Barnard

Ian Edwards warned us on the RAF site that he was commenting on your mistakes in what he describes as ‘excellently researched novels.’ My late father had a brief tour on Sunderlands in the 1950s at Pembroke Dock. He also had a tour on Operations and Luqa in Malta 1946-67 so I have a good knowledge of the island from my school days. The people of that island are wonderful and after all they suffered in World War Two more than deserved the George Cross and British citizenship.

I love your books so more power to your elbow, typing fingers and, hopefully, your Apple Mac.

When did you last treat your father?

I’ve never been much concerned by Father’s Day viewing it, in my no doubt mean-spirited way, as a ruse concocted by greetings card manufacturers.

However, now I am strongly in favour because Tesco have bought 4,000 copies of To Play The Fox for their special promotion at the beginning on June. What an excellent idea, much to be recommended to those keen to demonstrate their affection for the Old Man and what better gift could be imagined than this thrilling yarn?

Well, there’s a flight in a two-seater Spitfire or a crate of Scotch or a weekend for two at The Crillon in Paris or news that you might never again have to see Gordon Brown as Prime Minister on television but let’s be realistic…

Flying boob

From: Ian Edwards to Frank Barnard

Hi Frank,

Thoroughly enjoyed your trilogy, well written, well researched. Annoyed me that a ruddy journalist could capture that spirit I remember so well!

I guess you had brilliant fighter pilot consultants but I noticed one glitch.

I flew Sunderlands but never heard them called Grannies; Flying Porcupine yes, Queen of the Skies yes. Also, in your Malta book, you mention the navigator going aft for a pee. Sorry but the heads were in the bows, stainless steel flush toilet and wash-basin I’ll have you know. Hangover from Empire flying boats I guess. As you came in the front door the heads were under the co-joe’s seat, then a stairway to the upper deck, then a hatchway to the wardroom. There was a flap in the top of the nose we used to stick a hand through and wipe the windscreen in flight, I kid you not!

Also I always thought the engines were dead quiet, especially downstairs where we chatted off-intercom until a blast from the hooter got one of us to get on i/c. By contrast Lancasters and Lincolns were the pits: you couldn’t hear yourself scream off-intercom. I complained after my first trip and one of the hairy-ass elders said: ‘ It’s when you DON’T hear those Merlins boy that you pray!’

By the way, are we going to see the return of Kit, Ossie and the gang in your fourth novel?

To: Ian Edwards from Frank Barnard

Fascinating stuff Ian, even the bit where you tell me I got it wrong about the location of the lavatory on the Sunderland! I thought I got it off one of those exploded technical drawings so beloved by schoolboys of my era, but there you go. As to the nickname ‘Granny’ I certainly came across it during my research but can’t quite recall where as much of the original delving is filed. Perhaps another old Sunderland hand can comment? I’m afraid the usual suspects won’t feature in the next book which is shaping into an ambitious family saga set in Kent, Sussex and France and includes pioneer aviation and combat flying during both world wars.

I’m often asked, as well, what happened Bebe Dubretskov, the devilish little Russian countess of Blue Man Falling and Band Of Eagles but who failed to appear in To Play The Fox. Some have suggested she deserves a novel of her own but frankly I’m scared of the woman…

Further down the track, depending on how long that track may turn out to be, the chaps may well invade Pantalleria, Sicily and Italy in that order but there are a number of other ideas queueing up including motor-racing between the wars and a thriller set in a background of 1950s provincial journalism. The trouble is, this unexpected career came somewhat late…

A new furrow

Bit of a change for me last night. I’ve given numbers of talks over the years but there’s always been a link to writing and writers. On this occasion, a gathering of ploughmen, the only connection was a chum who farmed the land around our house and turned out to be president of the Sussex Ploughing Championship Society. He was stepping down from his official duties to give himself more time to compete in the various national competitions and thought, for a change, that at their annual general meeting and dinner the members of the Society might like to hear from someone not involved in agriculture; last year, for example, the address was given by a land agent.

It went off all right though I think some of the audience were somewhat bemused. Afterwards, shaking hands, I was struck by their leather-like grasps that told of hard manual work, unlike mine, more akin to leather of the chamois variety. However, to my surprise a few had actually read my books and a couple even shared motor-racing as a pastime so I wasn’t entirely at sea. My disclosure that I had once bought a Fordson tractor for £100 aroused most interest however.

It was good to hear that the Sussex accent still flourishes. I’ve been researching the county dialect for the new novel and, while I didn’t detect any of the old phrases, the distinctive pronunciation that filled the meeting room gave a special colour to the event; close your eyes and you could be back in 1890…

I also recommend the venue, The Roebuck pub at Laughton on the B2124 not far from Lewes; family-owned and excellent wholesome cooking using local produce.

If you haven’t caught a ploughing match I recommend it as an interesting insight and at very close quarters into how it’s done these days and, more fascinatingly, was carried out in centuries past by teams of horses and oxen.

You can bank on it

Someone once asked me, when they learned I was a published author: ‘ How’s it feel to be rich and famous?’ I remembered this when two things happened on the same day; the announcement that Barclays Bank is paying out £1.5 billion in cash bonuses as their profits soar by 92% to £11.6 billion, and a letter in the post box (or rather, old waste bin) from NatWest about a currency exchange matter involving me. This last sounds impressive until you learn that it related to a payment of 37.75 Euros by the Irish Libraries people who, like their UK counterparts, pay about 5p every time one of your books is taken out.

We were quite pleased, Jan and I, because this Gallic windfall just about covered a pub lunch, that is until we learned that NatWest were charging me £5.00 to change euros into sterling. Apparently this is quite reasonable. My local branch thought it might have been £10.00, almost 25%. But it does perhaps go some way to explaining why the bankers seem to be doing so particularly well at the moment. All this on top of hearing that some MPs charge £5,000 a day for lobbying which is almost the same as the annual state pension I receive aged 72. Of course I must remember my income from writing which was, now let me see, oh dear. So what am I saying? ‘Rats’ might cover it.

Call Off The Hounds?

A Piece of Cake
Some of you dipping into this website will be aware of a recurring topic named Derek Robinson, the author of a number of best-selling novels about many subjects but particularly flying in both world wars. Piece Of Cake was nominated for the Booker and made into a popular TV series.

Mr Robinson has a loyal fan base that I’ve dubbed The Robinson Army and from its ranks over the past few years various champions have ridden out to compare my work unfavourably and even to suggest that they are derivative or worse. My protests that I have never read a Robinson novel for fear of being influenced by style or content are disregarded. So, I thought I would go to the man himself.

The following exchange of emails, or extracts at any rate, might be of interest:

From Frank Barnard to Derek Robinson, 9 March 2010
You’ve got a heck of a lot of loyal readers out there and quite a few of them accuse me of stealing your ideas. I’d like to reassure you that I’m absolutely not guilty. It’s quite okay for your fans to say my novels aren’t as good as yours but they are original work and only inspired by source material that inevitably we must share. I was given a copy of Piece Of Cake when I was about to embark on Blue Man Falling but never dared read it for fear of being influenced by prose or plot. In fact I almost junked the MS at an early stage because when I telephoned research at Hendon Aviation Museum and told them what I was planning the researcher said: ‘ Oh yes, Derek Robinson country.’ ‘ Oh my God,’ I said, ‘ you mean he’s covered the same subject?’ ‘ Don’t worry,’ he said,
‘ there’s always room for more.’ On such a small comment turned the somewhat belated career of a budding novelist aged 72. Meanwhile, I’ve borne in mind the fiercely critical comments of The Robinson Army and can only say I’m striving to do better…

Kind regards, Frank Barnard (5066609 LAC Barnard)

From Derek Robinson to Frank Barnard, 13 March 2010
First, let me congratulate you. To make it as a successful novelist at the age of 70-plus says much about your determination, and I reckon determination to be one of the key characteristics of a proven writer. There must be a hundred thousand people out there who said they were going to write a novel when they retired, and as a result there are probably fifty-thousand not-bad half-written novels gathering dust on a top shelf because the writer abandoned them when he discovered how damn difficult the job is.
You are right about my loyal readers and I am constantly surprised and impressed by their passion. I just wrote the books but now I seem to have become part of their lives. One unexpected bonus has been the emails I get from all over, especially the English-speaking countries (but even Finland, Switzerland and Greece). It’s very encouraging-but I can see that The Army’s attitude is a bit hard on you. Look at it this way: it’s just another occupational hazard. One day, some young journalist may be accused of stealing your ideas. Meanwhile I’d like to mention your email in my monthly column called Readers Write on my website. Maybe that will pacify some of the sharpshooters in Robinson’s Army,

Best wishes, Derek Robinson, (2533407 Corporal, acting, paid)

So, an interesting exchange and I certainly recommend Derek Robinson’s lively website, and of course his books. Meanwhile, here’s an anecdote that haunts me. Peter Cook met an acquaintance in Hampstead. ‘ What are you doing these days?’ he said.
‘ Writing a novel,’ said the acquaintance. ‘ Neither am I,’ said Cook. So easy to have gone that way…

Tempest Fugit

Dear Frank,

I had just finished reading your novel which I had enjoyed immensely when I looked at the acknowledgments. To my pleasant surprise you mentioned the book “Basic Aerobatics” which I wrote some 25 years ago with Ron Campbell. I am so pleased that you found it of use in your research especially as it was written with the Cessna Aerobat aircraft in mind as opposed to the types which are mentioned in your book. Having read all three of your published novels I look forward with keen interest to the next.

On Monday I celebrated my 72nd birthday so I think we must be of similar age. I share your passion for Citroens having owned a succession since the late 1960’s starting with an Ami 6 Break, though the 2cv was never one of them. This due to the vociferous opposition by my son, then age 6, to being dropped off at his primary school in such a vehicle. We settled for a Dyane instead.

My son and I own a Steen Skybolt aerobatic biplane which we keep at Leicester. If you are ever this way and would like to have a trip do please let me know.

Kind regards,

Barry Tempest FRAeS

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A nightmare vision that haunts old World War 2 aces of both sides?

Bizarre image supplied by Barry Tempest. It appears to be real, not a DGI blue-screen fantasy…

Bother, but thanks

Dear Frank ,

I have just finished reading your really excellent book about RAF activities during the fall of France, which in most respects seems to have been thoroughly well researched. However whilst this may already have been pointed out, on page 83, & page 239, you refer to the Germans using an MP44 sub machine gun. This would not have been possible in 1940 since

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MP 38

A) the gun in question was an assault rifle, and
B) it was not produced until 1944. the machine pistol in use at that time was an MP38/40, and in the event that the book is reprinted it would be good to correct this error. this may be considered a pedantic point , but in all other respects the book is a truly masterly work.

Yours sincerely,

David Thurgood.